Thursday, August 11, 2011

I smell sex and candy

My husband became acutely concerned by my stated lack of voyeuring.  The very next day he traded in several games for several others, one of which is Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.  He has seemingly been playing it nonstop since.

I am a Lego game virgin.  Shocking, I know.  And I call myself a video game voyeur...

In short, I like it.  It's cute.  Plus, there is nothing like a video game with a killer epic soundtrack.  I suppose it's not the manliest game my husband could play, but he has no need to compensate.  You should see his stud total.

I don't know much about Lego's or Star Wars for that matter, but I appreciate the fabulous geek concoction this game creates.  My husband seems to enjoy drinking it all in and that makes me happy.  I am pretty sure this game was born out of male adolescent fantasy in the way "Pink Elephants on Parade" was born out of an acid trip.  

My favorite aspect of the game are the Jedi characters because they look like little white and milk chocolate bites of deliciousness.  Hersheypark's Chocolate World taught me that the best chocolate should look smooth, velvety and shiny just like computer generated Lego plastic.  Yum.  If anyone out there dabbles in confections please make chocolate Lego people.  And send me some.  Now.


  1. yum. But only is the Lego people are dark chocolate, please.

    And BTW, nice 90s song reference. That jailbait we met in Bmore a few weeks ago had no idea what he was talking about.

  2. Why are you out meeting jailbait with my wife? I'll bet my stud total is bigger than his.

  3. LOL, we can't help it if every 21-year-old in town wants a piece of this.